"A college boyfriend is not a husband... is an obstacle!" "I'm never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken." "When I get sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead." "True story!" "SUIT UP! Because tonight it is going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!" "Birth-SUIT UP!"